teammuchrespect:


"I would like you to draw a surly looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco—magical—in one hand and a wizened weasel—non-magical—in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis, but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary, leafless tree wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand, I hold the fate of the planet, the other hand is idle but interested."

ryan haywood everybody

teammuchrespect:

"I would like you to draw a surly looking wizard astride a blue chaise lounge. He should be wielding a taco—magical—in one hand and a wizened weasel—non-magical—in the other. He is beset by a hobo ninja with scoliosis, but a positive outlook on life, and a surprisingly vindictive pumpkin pie. I look on from atop a nearby grassy hill. I sit beneath a solitary, leafless tree wearing a suit of armor made entirely of rubber ducks. In one hand, I hold the fate of the planet, the other hand is idle but interested."

ryan haywood everybody

Pumpkin Online - Chronic Illness Awareness

yoccu:

GUYS!  

the Pumpkin Online game has a stretch goal where there will be a whole story line devoted to chronic illness awareness and its ALMOST THERE but theres only 16 hours left!!!!!!!!!

so go pledge a dollar or so, this would be so incredibly important to so many people and this game looks like its going to be great!!!

Todays outfit :3

Anonymous asked: As a lesbian, I do not care at all about bisexual girls feeling left out or judged in the LGBTQ community. I know that's horrible, especially since my girlfriend is bi, but I find it very revolting when I think about making love with someone that loves taking dick. I fell for my girlfriend without knowing she likes guys and girls. I don't purposefully date bisexual girls and I don't think it's wrong to say that.

muchymozzarella:

luffykun3695:

sc0uttt:

fatpinkmyrishswamp:

sc0uttt:

the-unfeminine-aesthetic:

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I really hope your girlfriend realizes she’s dating a pathetic waste of a human being and finds someone infinitely better. 

A lot of lesbians are turned off by the idea of their gf having sex with men. Why is that such a bad thing? Why is it so wrong to only like women who like other women? I think the anon who asked this should be honest with her gf and break up with her though if it’s that much of a turn off. 

At first I wasn’t going to reply to comments like these but now that I’ve had a couple of beers the idea of repeatedly hitting my head against a brick wall seems more enjoyable so here we go.

I have a problem with lesbians who claim that they have a “preference” towards dating other lesbians over bisexuals. I understand having a preference, I personally have a preference for girls who are my height or taller than me.  However, does this preference make me view my own voice, safety, and representation in my community as superior and of more importance than those I do not have a preference for? Nope. That’s why this anon (and unfortunately other like minded individuals)  don’t have a “preference” they are biphobic and overall prejudicial assholes.

If you’re not comfortable dating bisexual people because you feel they will ultimately leave you for the opposite sex or (insert other stereotypical view of bisexuals) you don’t have a preference, you are biphobic, and have some huge insecurities that you should probably deal with before you enter a relationship.

If you’re a lesbian and do not feel comfortable dating a woman who is also attracted to individuals with dicks because you find it “icky” or “gross”, it must blow your mind when you find out your partner likes watermelon and you don’t. How do you even move forward from there? Is the relationship just doomed? And yes it is the same thing. Those individuals are judging someone based on something they cannot control.

Prejudice and phobia inside the queer community is something I will never understand and is absolutely infuriating. 

^^^ This. This. This. ^^^

Stop kicking me out of my own damn community.

Not to mention Anon is fucking cissexist. Not all women have vaginas so you could meet a lesbian who has has sex with a woman with a penis.

Fuck.

If you’re afraid of dating bisexuals because they might wake up one day and realize they can do better than you then YOU ARE RIGHT

same goes for lesbians really

Just anybody, anybody dating a bigoted ass like you can do better and it has nothing to do with their preferences but it has everything to do with your prejudice

bold your favourites

higotanewurlbye:

1. Coca Cola, Pepsi, Sprite, Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper?
2. Cats, dogs, horses, lizards or hamsters?
3. TV, cinema, computer, iPod or gaming console?
4. Rock, rap, pop, metal or punk?
5. Black, white, blue, red or green?
6. Salad, hamburger, ice cream, chips or fruit?
7. Kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high school or college?
8. United States, Canada, Australia, France or England?
9. Swimming, fishing, tanning, theme parks or camping?
10. Snowball fights, snowmen, snow angels, sledding or ice skating?
11. English, math, science, history or art?
12. Gummy worms, lollipops, gum, chocolate bars or cotton candy?
13. Xbox 360, Gamecube, Playstation, Nintendo Wii or Handheld?
14. Facebook, WordPress, Tumblr, YouTube or Google?
15. Cute guys, tough guys, smart guys, hot guys? GIRLS
16. Flats, heels, uggs, flip flops or skater shoes?
17. Early morning, noon, early afternoon, late afternoon or evening?
18. Bathroom, living room, bedroom, kitchen or attic?
19. Face-to-face, home phone, cell phone, instant messenger or twitter?
20. Skinny jeans, flared jeans, capris, shorts or skirts?
21. T-shirt, hoodies, tank top, tube top or halter top?
22. McDonald’s, Wendy’s, KFC, Burger King or Dairy Queen?
23. Car, airplane, train, boat or walking?
24. Coffee, tea, water, milk or soda?
25. Drama, comedy, horror, action/adventure or thriller?

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCKIT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

godsgonnacutyoudown:

bitterloveandsweethate:

handpickedhappiness:

kenneth-munster:

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK
IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

Joel bought Tony Hawk’s RIDE. Burnie wanted to check it out. Jack filmed it. You get to enjoy it. [x]

cheskamouse:

dr-archeville:

wesschneider:

palaquinn:

scifi-fantasy-horror:

by HIDE TOSH

Huh… Random question, are there thri-kreen in Pathfinder?

No. They’re WotC intellectual property. However, we have the Trox and the Kasatha if you like your player races either buggy, or more Burroughsian.
Trox:

Kasatha:


You could also use yellow-skinned mutant Xills as Not!Thri-Kreen.

Why do I need to make a Kasath Monk now. O_O [Mighty need gif.]

cheskamouse:

dr-archeville:

wesschneider:

palaquinn:

scifi-fantasy-horror:

by HIDE TOSH

Huh… Random question, are there thri-kreen in Pathfinder?

No. They’re WotC intellectual property. However, we have the Trox and the Kasatha if you like your player races either buggy, or more Burroughsian.

Trox:

Kasatha:

You could also use yellow-skinned mutant Xills as Not!Thri-Kreen.

Why do I need to make a Kasath Monk now. O_O [Mighty need gif.]

Zek´this (Serpentfolk)

Natives of the Burning Desert, the Zek´this are serpentine masters of the their enviroment. Hailing from the Plane of Fire, they are energetic and fickle.  Caution must be taken when dealing with Zek´this for one may either end up as their closest allies or worst enemies.

Physical Description: Zek´this stand between 5´7 to 6´5 feet. They have serpentine features mostly resembling adders. The scales can be everything from fiery red to gold. Instead of feet, they slither on a long tail with surprising bursts of speed.

+2 Dexterity, +2 Charisma, -2 Wisdom: Zek´this are quick and manipulative but often irrational.

Medium: Zek´this are Medium creatures and have no bonuses or penalties due to their size.

Speed: Zek´this have a base speed of 30 ft., as well as a burrow speed of 20 ft.

Native Outsider: Zek´this are considered Outsiders with the Native subtype.

Darkvision: Zek´this can see in the dark up to 60 feet.

Desert Dweller: Zek´this receive a +4 racial bonus on Constitution checks and Fortitude saves to avoid fatigue and exhaustion, as well as any other ill effects from running, forced marches, starvation, thirst, and hot or cold environments.

Energy Resistance: Zek´this have fire resistance 5.

Poison: Zek´this gain the following extraordinary ability: A number of times per day equal to its Constitution modifier (minimum 1/day), a Sek´this race can deliver a poisonous bite.

Zek´this Venom: Bite - Injury; save Fort DC 10 + 1/2 the Zek´this Hit Dice + the Zek´this Constitution modifier; frequency 1/round for 6 rounds; effect 1d2 Str; cure 1 save.

Snake Body: Zek´this do not possess feet or legs and can’t
be tripped. They may not use magic items requiring
the feet slot.

Swordtrained: Zek´this are trained from birth in swordplay, and as a result are automatically proficient with swordlike weapons (including bastard swords, daggers, elven curve blades, falchions, greatswords, kukris, longswords, punching daggers, rapiers, scimitars, short swords, and two-bladed swords).

Languages: Zek´this start the game by knowing Common and Firetongue. Zek´this with high Intelligence scores can choose from the following:  Darkspeak, Draconic, Ignan, Jotun, Junglesong, River Cant and Svartek.